6S Family Farm is currently accepting applications to fill the management position of LEAD COW.
Applicant must possess the following qualities:
-A calm, amiable demeanour.
-A loud bellow sufficient to call the whole herd from all ends of the paddock.
-A compulsion to come when called.
Position to be filled immediately.
Renumeration: In addition to all the benefits of working as a herd cow at 6S the successful applicant will receive Lifetime Immoonity.